- Me: Who's the pope, Jared?
- Jared: Pope Francis.
- Me: And what does he do? What's his job?
- Jared: He popes stuff.
me and jared are watching ian play thief
there is much screaming
- Student: How long should the paper be?
- Teacher: Well, there is no page requirement. But if you have less than five pages single spaced, you probably aren't trying hard enough.
u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time
THIS IS SO RELEVANT TO MY NEEDS AND INTERESTS
This guy is so stupid it would be funny if he wasn’t in a position of power.
Bless Anderson Cooper for not calling him an ignorant fucktard.
The man doesn’t even realize the bible is against divorce and extramarital sex. I’m pretty sure he thinks the Bible is just the words “And then God said gays are the devil and evolution is bullshit”
People who say “oh haha politics, whatever”
are the reason America is a shit-hole.
- Fox News Watcher: GODDAMN OBAMA ACTING LIKE A KING MAKING ILLEGAL EXECUTIVE ORDERS HE NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED
- Any intelligent person: Uh, hey, I did a basic google search and it turns out Obama has done fewer executive orders than George W Bush
- AIP: And your hero Reagan.
- AIP: AND during the Bush (jr) administration, Fox News and other Republican agencies argued in favor of executive orders, saying it was the best way for the president to get his policy out there in the face of oppressive liberal attempts to legislate.
- AIP: Go fuck yourself.